Tuesday, December 23, 2003
Hello again to you all to my 9th posting on this here site. According to my fast counter thingie appearantly ive broken the 100 ppl mark of persons visiting this site. Huzzah! peasants rejoice, phesants run for cover (inside joke, dont ask, well you can cause that would mean taht SOMEONE WILL FINALLY COMMENT ON THE SITE, but you know whatever im not bitter or anything).
Two days to christmas, could have went skiing and other stuff today but noo had to help around the house getting stuff ready for christmas. Not that im complaining cause christmas is one kick ass holiday but still skiing would have been fun. Yes annywho ive came to the realisation that going to a mall this close to christmas is hell on earth my friends, hell on earth. well it would be hell if hell is really crowded and half of the stuff that your looking for isnt there. The other realisation that i made was that crab legs are really exspensive, it was like 53 bucks for 4! What the hells going on here? does this 53 bucks go towards the poor crabs disablity checks now or something now that they dont have legs? ah well i didnt pay for it so its all good then. buuutt still 53 bucks, sheesh. Heres hopin that its the best damn crab ive had in a long time. hmmm yes well im also kinda peeved cause i was gonna go see elf today but previously mentioned reason that i couldnt go is why i didnt. it would have made for a rather fun afternoon probably as well. for a few reasons mostly, the first reasoning being that Will Ferrel is a comical genious and it looks like a damn funny movie. Plus any film that has the line "You sit on a throne of lies!" must and Should be watched by all! That of course stems back to my current fix on spontaneously calling everyone a liar but thats between me and the shrinks, none of you thank you very much. The second reason being that i would be hanging out with the same jenn that posts so often on this site and is appearantly my one and only groupie (hehe) but seriously we get along well so it would have made for an amusing afternoon for all, and by all i mean me and possibly a small frog. But the third main reason is that me and her are happily messing around with the stupid people that ive talked about in earlier postings on this site. See since theve decided to arbitrarily exclude me from any and all info as to what occurs in their lives now, well me and her have decided to make them think that were going out. Were hoping that if we are vauge enough about wahts going on that this can be stretched out for a good month or two, totally leading them on, messing with their minds and such; always some good evil fun. But hey if your feeling sorry for them just read lower down this page and youll get a pretty good idea why im so willing to be somewhat mean to them, bastards and their idiocy. Oh but hey while were on this topic i might as well talk about about them. Whats really disgusting is how these people seem to think that everyone (and by everyone i mean jenn) wants to know about all their little conquests with their girlfriend. this being the guy who used to be so friggin fridgid that he needed coaching on how to talk to a girl. So now he gloriously talks about how many hickeys hes gotten after a certain night, how many of said hickeys are not on the neck (cue little kids crying, old people gouging out eyes, crops whithering, wildstock fleeing etc etc). whats really odd is that he gets the previously mentioned friend to help him plan out the "perfect" evening which is kinda odd enough but then he goes into detail about what he going to do so that he can make the moves on this chick. Now this guys a nice enough person and everything (well when hes not being a jackass but thats the topic of a post ive already done) but you just dont want to picture him and his girlfriend doing ANYTHING. its kinda like someone says to you, did you here than Person A and B were making out? well this msg happily travels up to your brain via your good little ears but when the message goes ok boys we need a visual on Person A and B making out, and your brain replys, What? Dancing monkeys? ok we can do Dancing monkeys, msg says "No i said Person A and.." "DANCING MONKEYS, GOT IT!!" (plugs ears and hums to self) so on and so on until the msg gives up, leaves has a drink down in some seedy bar and you go on happily ignorantly blissfull. So yeah everytime that anyone hears about it, well other than them it causes lots of shuddering and everyone pretending they didnt hear it.
well that basically sum up that, well more so no one else is online to talk to so im getting bored, probably gonna have to go decorate the tree soon with the family and my fingers are getting cold so i shalt talk to you later.
AND COMMENT DAMN YOU, I KNOW PPL ARE READING THIS BECAUSE THOSE 100 VIEWS ARENT ALL ME!!!
sorry ill stop
The Amazing, Boring Yurko
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