Monday, April 19, 2004

Yurkos song of the day: Seperate Ways (World's Apart)- by Journey

"The Motorcity V8's Defeat the Music City Slide guitars"

{Wow.. I just came back from the Future (as in posted this and decided to add on this little warning) and i just realised that this post is easily the longest in a while and might possibly top some of my Erin rants or the reigning king of the long my angry bashing of racism for length of a ramble. So please read cause well i did put work into this one and yes i realise its long so there is no need for 4 comments all saying "dear god this is long, im to lazy to read and comment" etc. etc. stuff to that extent. Plus this should happily allow me to regain my rightful place atop the throne as King of the long ass, very boring ramble; Hail to the King Baby!}

Hehe, oh man that quote. Yes i know many of you have probably already seen this quote if youve seen me online in the last little while but damnit it just had to make another showing. Hoo jeese though, gotta love those idiots commentating over at ABC, dear god who says something like this?? I must say though that it did make for a good amount of laughing after the detroit game (albeit after the sheer adaucity of the comment sunk it).. ah well tis all in good fun.
Here we are again with another post, running out of ways to start off the opening ish paragraph but im sure that you all will live. I guarantee that with this one i wont get easily distracted/lose intrestest as quickly as i did with those ones i made during the holidays and wuss out with a rather short (by yurko standards) post. No sireee bob, well mostly because ive got nothing else better to do and ill be damned if i do any homework..Hey is that a snowflake??......
hmm upon further inspection it appears to be a small duck flying east for the spring, so nothing all that interesting. Back to the post!

God today was long and/or boring. Hmm well actually it wasnt all that bad, minus physics which is the usual snore fest but what made it all the worse was english. Now here i am all pumped due to the teachers promises of a Movieish nature made prior to the holidays only to walk in and discover not a class of blissful non importance but a bloody reading comprehension test (which if you are unware are probably THE most boring tests known to man). Sigh, ah well hopefully she wont lie again and make us do work next class but ya never know (although seeing a movie about Saint Maybe isnt really the greatest of things to begin with). The fluke-fest known as Yurko writing essays contiuned today after getting back my social one and somehow pulling off a 100% which i must say came as a total shock, pretty sure this trend will end with the upcoming essay on Saint Maybe considering i doubt i can say anything nice about the book; or write something non half assed about a novel i hate but we shall wait and see.

Tonights flames game should make for a good showing of the hockeyish type. My prediction is a Vancouver win of 3-2 in regulation. Id love for our guys in red to triumph but somehow after blowing a bloody powerplay in overtime i have my doubts. Kinda hope that they win/lose tonight. The winning because well yay its calagary, chance to see more playoff hockey AND this being huge, a chance to see some Red Wings playoff hockey (which would be sweet). The bad part is that this would mean both my teams would be duking it out and honestly that would make for a tough time trying to cheer for both, or just one, or like anthony was saying go in wearing a black jersey and delcare myself the neutral party! yay neutrality!

Oh todays song, not sure if ive mentioned it before on here but it is BY FAR the ultimate Journey composition ever (my opinion of course). Damn good stuff here, so i really hope that any and all will download it cause its well great. On a side note i realised yet another bone headed move made by yours truly. This came as i was in a bored state last week reading through previous chat logs and came across one where i had just introduced said person to Journey. Now by this time the afformentioned song was already by far my favourite but i had forgotten it had 2 titles, remebering only the Separate Ways portion, not the Worlds apart. This of course meant that when the person says how much the love Worlds Apart instead of me lavishing on they "hey thats cool, it being my favourite song" etc etc i just say the canned response of oh thats neat or something like that. But hey i realised my mistake and im sure no one else will remeber least of all with whom i am talking about that or they wont read this making the whole last paragraph pointless...did i mention its a good song?

Gonna go watch Kill Bill Vol. 2 next week, and if its anything like the greatness that was the first it shouldnt dissapoint. One of those movies though where you definetly have to check your brain at the door otherwise its ruined from the get go. Nothing wrong with a bit of mindless fun now and again, good for the intellect..or something. Speaking of movies, went and watched Mississippi Burning again when it was on A&E this weekend. Now this isnt a check your brain at the door film, no sir. Damn good one though, albeit it just refueled my hatred for the whole racism thing. Not to say that ive ever lost my unbridled hatred of anyone whom is racist its just that it refueled the burning passion behind it. Must say though that the end of that film is probably one of the most rewarding parts of any movie,tv show etc that i have ever watched when they are going around and arresting all the KKK members apart of the murders. Gotta love that feeling of justice being done and such. mmmm satisfying. BTW if you want to see my extent rant about racism, why its incredibly stupid etc just look back in the archives; cant remeber where bouts it is but its one of the earlier posts (and one of the longest).

Been watching a fair amount more of TV latley mostly of the incredibly stupid and/or silly variety. One of these fine shows is a delightful comedy program ive discovered on Comedy Network, its called Buzz and i must say that i havent laughed so damn hard in half an hour since the valentines day special on scrubs (hehe johnny the tackling alzheimers patient still brings up a chuckle). Its well deserving of its 18+ rating and 11:30 at night time slot but hey if you can stand the often swearing and are up for a bit of non-sensical humour the by all means check it out. And hey if you dont like it, dont hate me hate the comedy network. Sticking to the topic of TV just thought i would plug the show This just in again, considering that now ive found out when the new episodes are on; which also happily fills up the times slot vacated by the ever great Futurama (that being 8:30's on sunday). Great episode yesterday although ive came to the realisation that Victor will in no way shape or form like it considering the stance it takes upon bush (it being not of the shotgun in the crotch, dance on your dead body variety). Ah well, his loss; my gain and the monkeys evil arch nemisis..
Sticking with the topic of Victor (hes a good guy, just remeber some stuff i wanted to say) Ive came to the realisation (well by came i mean jenn did and i just agreed) that the perfect image of what he will be in 20 years is the Charachter Master Fnog on Futurama, what with the laugh and everything; if you dont know what im talking about well go and watch more TV damnit (and if you do, and know him well im sure you will see the resemblance)

Hmm, Ive also realised that after watching all the Back to the Future Movies that im adding a Delorian to my list of cars that i must buy once im old and rich. Sigh its too bad DMC had to go under cause damn it was a cool car what with the gull wings and ability to travel through time. Meh no worries ill just have to find one some day and restore it back to its 80's speed glory. DAMN COOL CAR

Yes i know ive complained quite a bit before about my up and coming guitar exam but well im doing it again. Sigh i am not looking forward to that beast considering the fact that ive got to have 26 scales memorized by then, along with 2 pieces, the ear training.. guh not cool in the slightest. Yes i know it doesnt require any sort of physical training such as a sport or dance competitions or what not but well ive never been all that great at the whole memorizing anything least of which 26 scales (and there cadences..DAMN YOU RCM) but i guess ill just have to slug through it, not get all the scales i need; fale the thing and never touch my guitar again. Meh its win win... wait no its not ... damn

Oh, has anyone seen the ads for the new Hitman game, Hitman:Contracts? cause dear freakin god does it look kick ass. Hmm of course the fact that im a rather biased person on this case, what with the liking of the other games and such i still think that the ads look pretty damn cool; and the game for that matter. Sigh too bad ive got such a crap ass computer that wont run the game anways but meh one can dream..err not about being a killer for hire..just getting the game.. Yurkos not that crazy. I Swear!
On a side note, no more Fileplanet bashing coming from Yurko as they seem to have finally gotten the whole waiting in line for a bloody download, public servers thing worked out considering that yes i did have to wait 73min to start a download but i was able to average around 1.5Mbps which is insanly fast for any sort of download. Kudos to you Fileplanet, now whether or not the game i downloaded works is another story (a revolutionary RTS, The world just ended!! to quote the burnside).

Hrmm ive also came to the realisation that latley ive become rather the grumpy old Miser. Which is a rather bad thing because im only 17 and well what the hell am i supposed to do when im retired now?? Damnit i even had the rocking chair and porch all picked out and everything. Of course if i were smart i would become much less grumpy or sarcastic so as to off set this but meh lifes to hard to change, that and those damn punk kids keep stepping on my lawn! Nah i kid, its not my plan to be a cranky old coot when im old, still kinda funny none the less though. But hey if you want to see Yurko far less cranky, crotchity and cranky/sarcastic then well tell me and ill be sure to scold you about your rock music and how you trample my lawn.

Saddened about the news concerning the up and coming next Bond movie. If you dont know what im talking about, well it was in the paper a few days back saying that Peirce wants to do another bond film (it would be his last) but he wants to make it more like the old 60's style Sean Connery Bonds, less over the top special effects and more actual cool spying and junk. Whats saddening about this is that the studio doesnt think that a movie based around more plot development and realistic spying would do well and would rather go the easy route with yet another craptastic overblown special effects epic with a bit of a movie tossed in. Too bad really because i have to agree that making a new bond movie more realistic would result in probably a much much cooler film; maby something along the lines of Goldeneye which was great.
This of course just goes to affirm my total lack of faith/disregard for the film industry as a whole. Yet another great movie license that could become even better thusly ruined because there more worried about making the quick and assured buck. Buisness sound i know, but as consumers i for one am getting very sick and tired of the constant unoriginal, mass produced crap for brains movies being churned out year after year. Now if only i had the chance to make some of the ideas i have for films come to light, but alas the chances of this are slim to nill... Hmm of course if my Master plan/dream ever comes into being then well it will be the truith but somehow i doubt that it ever will. What is this ultimate dream/plan of yurkos im sure you are all not asking? Well if enough of you ask what is this ultimate plan within oh say a comment (and by enough i mean more than 3) well then i shalt be sure to tell you in all its detail within a future post, get laughed at the stupdidty of it all, have my life long dream crushed and be forced to retreat back to within my shell...hmmm a shell eh? this will require some sort of plan.. a Master or Ultimate plan if you will..hmmm

Well i have basically used up everything i had planned to write about (whats sad is i actually had a list and everything... kinda creepy when you start planning a ramble...hmm last time i ever do that). Oh yes Jackie I watch Angel (thought this would be apperarnt after so many times ive talked about it on here) do you have a problem with that? Should my Penis go back into hiding from your unholy wrath? huh? Punk??...... Yeah im done so i guess i shalt wrap up this beast of a post (at least i hope its a long ass one cause thats what i was going for). err yeah well just remeber happiness is found on the back of a spoon!!

Till Next Ramble

The Amazing, Boring Yurko

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