Friday, June 25, 2004

Yurkos song of the day: Be my Girl-Sally - by The Police

"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"

Hey hey allness of the readerage and welcome to my very first summertime blog upon this here site. Now that my exams are completed it is now offically the summer and so here i come with a rather long coming post. Sorry bout that delay there btw but well the fun world that was exams took up much of my time.

Speaking of exams and such, thank god they are all over. Physics test wasnt half bad, wasnt all that great but meh its over with now and never to return for at least another 2 years. Silly victor taking physics next year, hes mad i tells ya. Its kinda odd though cause it really hasnt sunk in yet that my organised and mandatory school career has came to a close. Its not really all that strange cause it is a hard thing to wrap ones mind around the fact that a tradition of 12 years now is over, many people i will probably never see again in my life, many things ill never do again... a rather scary thought to say the least. Meh life must go on, i am sure in the last few weeks of august it will hit me like a mac truck and ill break down into the fetal position cowering in the corner of my basement but hey until then yay for ignorance of the truth!

Speaking of High school and all the boondoggles within this will most likely be my last and final mention of the scourge that was and well is Erin. See didnt i tell you all that her big proclamation that she would be the one to fufill victors wish of seeing me get slapped in the face would not come true (sigh taht victor..) I knew she wouldnt have the guts to pull of anything as well slightly interesting as that, too bad really cause i had a rather amusing reaction planned out as well. Meh life goes on, happily without that crap floating around; have fun with that next year jackie what with you going to U of L much like she is. Wow that would be fun, almost as fun as getting a root canal using rusty tools from a rabid half blind gorilla while his young knaw on your gangrine infested lower legs. Not quite but almost.

yeah well tahts enough about high school for a very very long time. Looking forward to this summer i must say, not so much that im doing anything at all in fact my big plans after monday involve alot of me sitting on my couch downstairs watching tv and/or reading (so if anyone wants to do anything give me a call cause more or less im basically open do do anything). My real reason is that well as i am sure everyone knows i love the whole being able to do nothing on my own terms. Aka being lazy, sleeping till i feel like getting up and basically loafing around. Its always good fun but then again im really lazy so meh its all good. Aaannd im rambling so ill stop

This weekend should be very eventful and very very VERY long. Mostly cause im actually getting out and filling up my sagging resume. Firstly on sunday im doing some volunteering with the YVC which i signed up for over the summer, doing some tour dealie of some house for the alberta ballet. Meh it will be boring but hey ill get some good volunteer credit which always helps with a job. And then there is what will be the borefest of monday. Finally got me that job working the election, contrary to stupid nazi crazy lady who i called 2 weeks ago and said i couldnt. But yeah gotta get to the poll station for 6:45 in the morning and im stuck in the damn building till 7:30 at night. Man oh man is it gonna be a loooonnngg day. Oh well its some rather easy money and ill get some work experience albeit im guessing that somehow ill mess it up and get shot by the government beaurocrats, meh ill just chalk it up to a learning experience ("so thats what the cold kiss of a bullet feels like, good to know")

You can expect may more posts from here on out during the summer, my estimate is about 1 every 2 days, giving them a chance to sink in and get commented on and for me to come up with new and interesting ways to say "hmm well i did nothing in the last 2 days other than watch tv and loaf" so hey it should be good fun. Plus i wont have the tendency to forget much of what i plan to write, such as i have done with this post cause i know since the last one i had a great deal of stuff i wanted to talk about but much like i always do ive forgotten again. So yeah starting some time next week that will be the trend in the 2 months to come.
On that note is the more interesting part of this post (well in my opinion neways) is that whenever that particular post does show up (sometime btw tuesday and friday) it will involve a contest of sorts. Noticing the slight clamouring for the first one to comment position as of late ive decided that for that one particular post there will be a contest involved. So yeah there will be a first prize for whomever comments first on that post, along with another prize going out to whomever puts the most effort into their comment (deemed by my own opinion not some panel of judges or something) and finally there will be a thanks for coming out, pat on the back, dont call us we will call you prize for whomever is the last one to comment on the post. So hey it should result in fun for all, and hopefully release some of the boredom that i am sure to feel during well this summer. yes i know you all probably think im bull shitting that or insane or something along those lines but hey this isnt crap cause i will to the best of my effort give the prizes to whomever wins them even if it ends up being someone like jackie who i never really see anyways but hey the morals of the contest must remain! Dont expect big grandeous prizeage but then again on that note its not gonna be something along the lines of a stale oreo (although as jenn will attest this was considered, hehe). But hey yeah so there will be this contest mostly because well its cool to think (emphasis on THINK) that people actually would be in a rush to comment. Yeah so im totally lying to myself but heey its cool, also makes me think of john cleese from Rat Race, crazy excentric rich guy giving out prizes and stuff in some crazy race. wow thats alot of crazy and well im tapped out for one sitting so..

(damn calgary theatres NOT showing Saved, its a bloody conspiracy i tells ya DAMN YOUSE!!!)

Till Next Ramble

The Amazing, Boring Yurko

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