Thursday, June 10, 2004

Yurkos song of the day: Dead Man's Rope- by Sting

"Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense."

Making yet another post. sorry about the rather large delay between this one and the last, very buisy week what with all the crappy exams, even crappier school and my brother taking a deathgrip on the computer being on it almost bloody 24-7 (Grrrr). So hey might as well make with the whole posting dealie-mc-crap

Today wasnt all that bad, well when compared to the utter and complete boredom of yesterday anything seems better. 3 tests in one day is not a feat i would reccomend to anyone living upon this here earth and only a few of those who are dead. At least the physics field test was a joke, but dear god having to write two 70 question tests in half the time you normally get is not cool at all. NOT COOL!!! Bleh ah well spare was slightly amusing as it always seems to be, wholey crap 2 more days of high school; madness!!!!! Yeah as for the rest of the week, both essays turned out rather well i must say. Kinda rambled far to long on the social one but meh life must go on. Problem is with essays ya never know how your gonna do cause of the whole fact that its all subjective marking and such. Ah well, its out of my hands now.

Extremly good song for today, one of my ultimate favourites now in any case but considering i share my taste in music with the wall (aka NO ONE) methinks that none of you will care. Probably one of my favourite futurama quotes today, pretty sure ive used it before but hell im running out and i like it so life will strive forwards.

Striving.... still cant believe schools almost over, such madness inherent. Hmm, movies; good stuff them. An up and coming one that looks incredibly funny is that film "Saved" looks like its gonna be along the same lines as Dogma in terms of a movie, which is not in any way a bad thing. "I ran my van into jesus!" hehe, classic mirthmaking there. so yah chock that up to a movie i wanna take in, and if anyone else does let me know cause i dont feel like seeing any movie by myself; something about that seems odd/wrong. On this note, i still say that the upcoming Garfield movie looks amusing, although im sure much of that stems from the fact that its Bill Murray doing his voice and yes i know there hasnt been a good garfield comic in 15 years but meh im sure ill not see it, catch it on sunday afternoon tv; realise it is the smelly piece of turd that it probably will be and be thankful i saved 12 bucks. On that note, the spongebob movie should be really funny. Ive realised this due to the fact that in my inherent boredom of late have started to watch it yet again on TV; forgot how zany/good it is. Hopefully this translates well into a movie and since its gonna be summer fare how can you complain eh? Now personally im more of a fairly odd parents fan (yet another show that no one has seen, well sans Anthony) but i cant see them making a movie off of that, or a good one for that matter so ill just have to live with the other Nickelodeon brand silly in animated form. SILLY!

On a total and complete (and absurd) side note did you know that shampoo has an expiery date? Hell if i did, was a rather startling revelation to come across when showering. I have to wonder though what the hell happens when shampoo "expires" cause its not like milk or anything that you can clearly tell when its gone death to small babies rancid. Would expired shampoo bleach your hair? cause it fall out? evolve into a sentient lifeform which seeps into your scalp taking over your brain and adding your thoughts to some sort of mass consciousness controlled by the head and shoulders company? Who knows? Well all that i know is that ill never find out cause the bottle was empty and clearly before may 2005. The mystery lives on....

What else to talk about..hrmmm.. Scott brought in his schools grade 9 yearbook yesterday i think, regardless was rather amusing to see all these people i know as youngings which got me thinking and curious to see how everyone i know used to look. Wholey crap i DO NOT remember anyone looking that young back in junior high, its a kinda scary thought; damn brain shifting memories with age grrr... regardless, crap was i that young? and pudgy? sheesh way to stay on the ball there brain. ...BON JOVI BREAK!!... hehe sorry, current song im listening to, jeeze im all over the place today :P but yeah, its weird some people look nearly the exact same today as they did then but jeesus a hell of alot of people sure looked different. Mark for instance looked EXACTALY like boris from the bond movie goldeneye, man its scary how much he looked like him, scary. danusia looks the same regardless, what can you expect eh? Nah thats kinda mean so belay that. But hell while im being mean... wholey fuck erins picture waas Hi-Larious! setting my bias towards her aside, sweet jesus. she looked 45, bloated and slighty inebriated. Ooohhh man did i laugh, gave scott a good laugh today too when it was brought up at lunch....man that was extremly mean but hell you know my policy, ones its been typed i stand by it till death..kills me?..(hehe silly death, such a kidder)

GAH! in case anyone hasnt already heard me bitch, I WANT TO BE IN DALLAS THIS WEEKEND!!!!! Grrrr. this being of course due to clapton having his Crossroads Guitar Festival being headlined by B.B. King, Santana and clapton himself among others. Dear god that would ahve been THE best concert known to man ever. I swear being able to see them all play together i could die a very very happy man. Of course this is just my opinion cause i know most of you probably wouldnt enjoy this concert but damn it would have been fucking awesome. And yes Jenn this would have completly superceded your toga party. Sigh theres always...never... :(

On to the TV front, some better stuff coming out cause it would seem taht the networks have started there summer programing. This would be the only time that i can stand reality tv, two shows in particular (sometimes 3 if im bored/feeling stupid enough). Firstly theres the amazing race which is actually rather interseting, moreso for all the crazy places they go to and the tasks etc. Second is the amazing show Last Comic Standing. Great TV found there, although appearantly the network tampered with the verdicts made by the judges which might mean that the best comics dont necisarrily move on but hell it already gave me THE BEST joke ive ever heard in the last few years so its tops in my book already (and if you havent heard it ask me about the German Shepard joke...ROFL!!!..hehe greatness). Lastly is the latest rendition of the total crapfest Big Brother, such a baaaddd show but its still entertaining enough in its stupidity to watch if nothings on. SO yah mock if you want i dont care cause im lazy. Oh also that show the Collector is pretty good thus far, kinda low budget what with it being canadian made tv and all but meh its yet again something to watch.

DAMN YOU mess.be!!! I want my Mario brothers emoticon pack damnit!!!...errr yeah sorry bout that, kinda pissed and all.... DAMN YOU mess.be!! finally downloaded them and there so fucking small i cant even see them!!! GAH! why must you tempt me so!!! yaarrgh. Mefinks i should sum this ramble up cause its became rather long and incredibly stupid plus the communes bean harvest is calling...yay unknown inside jokes that probably all those inside will not find amusing but hey im usually lame regardless so live with it!

Till Next Ramble (and boy was this a ramble)

The Amazing, Boring Yurko

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