Thursday, June 17, 2004
Yurkos song of the day: Lady Strange -
by Def Leppard
"I'm gonna go home and relax, the traditional, Jamaican way - a glass of warm milk and a good night's sleep."
Yes I em et it egeeen here-a veet unuzeer pust dooreeng zee foon foon vurld thet is ixem veek. I knoo thet in zee leettle-a pueentless theeng celled zee chetbux i hed seeed i vuoold poot up thees pust dooreeng zee teeme-a im nut et zee gred mess (vhet veet cunffleects und sooch) boot meh i ves bured effter thet physeecs ixem und su i deceeded tu poot oone-a up reeght noo insteed. Bork bork bork!
hehe whooooo gotta love the Swedish Chef. I was incredibly tempted to do an entire post in the dialect as above but meh i thought it would get very annyoing to everyone. Regardless that came from this site called the dialectizer
(The Dialectizer)via jenn which allows you to translate anything into various dialects such as redneck etc. although the best by far is swedish chef as you can clearly see but meh its all good and i still find it very funny. Then again if the trend put out by the last post continues this is just one big conversation with the only person who has commented (this being Jenn) so meh im sure you'll find that funny so its all good. Sticking with the topic of jenn induced mirth making she sent over this one site that is hi-fuckin-larious. Its chocked full of lots of great jokes but of a veeerrryy mature satus so if your immature and cant handle dirty words dont click on this link. of course im sure if you fit in that category you wouldnt be reading this blog in the first place but meh youve been warned so now im free of all legalities.
Cybersex Jokes
So yah there they be, damnnation are they every funny. in fact this site now ranks up there on my list of funniest moments ever right behind Johnny the tackling alzheimers patient from scrubs and the first half of young frankenstien. Sheerr hilarity and i whole hartedly reccomend you read it. "Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!"
hehehehe... oh man. Although theres only one i dont really find funny, with the whole ex gulf war person etc but the rest are classic. Top Notch!...HHAAARRRRRRRRRR
Physics test today was rather easy which made my day. Thank god cause i was in no mood for an actual challenging exam. Hopefully i did well but im pretty sure that i did cause u know subtraction is soooo very hard and all. God damn this cold! i swear if i wasnt so lazy and if it wasnt completly impossible id go and have a good talking too with my damn lazy ass immune system. Comooonn guys not cool, i just got over a cold from grad week damnit!
yeah what else did i want to talk about...hmmm.... Oh right, yet another really pointless realisation/thinking burst from my mind but regardless here goes. Its kind of a saddening thing when you realise how the whole close friends system works. I dub it a system for the sake of this writing. But its just how often a person who for you factors quite high on your lists of friends (aka a close friend) with whom you would be willing to tell pretty much everything to and how often when it comes to them you would rank somewhat lower on their list. Now granted there are those times when your highest ranking person has you ranking high but meh in my experience is a very random occurence and well rarley happens. then again this might just be me and the fact that people see me as untrustworthy but 10-1 im not the only person who sees this. of course everyone else will attest to my wrongness but meh im bored and its something to talk to. If only there was a nice friendship ranking system ala the sims, boy would life be much easier.
Hey do u ever have one of those moments when you plan something out in your head to write down and it sounds great but when actually writing it, it comes out really really confusing and well crappy? Well i just had one of those moments in the last paragraph....yaarrghh?
Grad ceremonys a coming up tomorrow, which is always an odd thing cause its like heeeyy congrats on graduating buuutt youve still got 3 more exams to finish so be sure not to fail so you dont graduate...but....huh? *cue brain anyurism from over thinking* good old school and their clearly logical thinking. Thumbs up guys!
The terminals coming out soon, looks like a very funny movie. Same goes with something else...but yet again it has slipped my mind and well im not about to come back to this post and add it in so well yeah something looks good, cant wait till its out. yeah i need to find out when saved starts, and where its playing etc cause that is one movie that must be viewed, mostly because it looks funny that and i fear the death via jenn if i dont go see it with a jennish infusion. Wow thats 3 mentions of her in one post, normally that would be odd but considering no one else reads this i guess it can just be chocked up to me practicing my ass kissing skills. And hey if anyone else is reading this but not commenting WHO CARES??!!! cause what the hells the point if you dont comment? oh yes right im supposed to use my magical powers to see through the internet and view exactatly who is reading my site at all times. Lazy asses, comon how hard is it u just click on the nice little link at the bottom entitled
Potshots at Yurko cause i think its more amusing that just comments and away you go. Now hop to it all of you or ill forget....? HHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
Till Next Ramble
The Amazing Boring Yurko
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Testing this out, seems far to tedious to use so i might dump it
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