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Saturday, October 16, 2004
Yurkos song of the day: Sultans of Swing - by Dire Straights
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."
Whoa a somewhat regular schedualish post? Madness!! (Hmm i say madness far to often these days during posts) Yes well i really wanted to put up a new post pretty much due to one reason, that i must inform everyone in existence of and get pretty much the same reaction that i am up here (Dear god your a loser, etc etc), plus it ties well into my bitching about the US election etc, and my much felt lack of being able to watch the Daily Show. In fact this pretty much comes as a direct, albeit unintentional response to your comment Jackie, because what i have found is not only the perfect replacement for the Daily Show (not suprising, but that will become appearant in a bit) but quite possible THE FUNNIES/BEST book ever written (wow two posts now where ive declared something the best in existence, gotta feel sorry for everything else now, such high standards to live up to). The best feeling that comes from reading this book is that someone took a firehose and tapped it into my sense of humour and then blasted it full force into the pages of a book. Less than halfway through and ive laughed more times than i can count. Pure satirical greatness. Now what is this book you are probably impatiently wondering considering im yet to say what it is? Why America (The Book): A Citizens Guide to Democracy Inaction by John Stewart no less. So not only does the book manage to make fun of American Democracy, a good chunk of the history/rest of the worlds democracy but it is done in the form of a social textbook so it lampoons them as well. For a self-declared Social loser it is great, and probably out of anyone who reads this you will get just as big if a kick out of it as i am Neil. Everything from the pointless little sidebar info things commonly found in social textbooks (Such as 'Were you Aware? If the president were the longest recorded flight by a chicken, he would be thirteen seconds.) or one of the funniest things ive ever seen in a book; in a section on national mascots they have "Nutsy; Hitlers brief flirtation with a 'warmer, fuzzier' approach to Nazism". Man oh man its just great. Well after all of that im sure that ive bored each and every one of you to the point that you want to come and lobotomise me with a howitzer (yes neil it is a multi-purpose howitzer). Ah well i will just continue to read it on my own, inhance my cynisim of the US and go on with life.
Well on with the other stuff, found out that right now im sitting right on the top of the curve in org chem which bites HUGE chunks, damnit i need to get on the positive side of the bloody curve not fucking "average". Grrr, blasted 10% quiz and its inherent stupidness. I really should be working on my Big formal Bio lab report but noo certain people were complaining at the lack of a "Promised" saturday post, if i fail its all your collective faults NOT MINE. Err why would i care about what Ontario does for the provincial leaders? its not like i live there or anything; and last i checked your pretty close on the Canadian conservative scale as i am sir so shat up.
Speaking of politics i just pretty much hate it when artists of any sort try to force there opinions on me regardless of what they are, damn morons think they are suddenly political genuses just because they made 2 hit records. Hmm im pretty sure ive done that rant before so ill stop. Oh and in case i havent mentioned this before; just so that you people know where i stand, if i lived in the US i would most likely vote Nader just to A) not vote for either of the two morons running and B) throw my vote away (which is what voting for a third party boils down to). Now granted like i said i dont give a rats ass about the US and its election but just so that you folks dont start throwing eggs at me for thinking im a bush supporter, cause clearly all of you are pinko-commie Democrats :P Hooray for having a biased audience! Meh when has that ever changed what i have to say?
Well Bloody 'ell, So now that ive officially transitioned over to the deflatormouse@gmail.com account, those insensitive bastards at hotmail decide to bump the storage up to 250mb which is pretty much all that i require. Gah, and msn works so much better with a hotmail account. Ah well im not going to put myself nor the rest of you through the inconsistency or pain in the assery of switching back to flash_5_@hotmail.com, plus theres too many morons on that list that i dont feel like talking to/to lazy to just delete. Yes a pointless paragraph, LIVE WITH IT
Bah on the geneal populace around here, not only do people up here appearantly hate Futarama, and some especially Bender (which is still a mind boggling concept for yours truly; like comon the show is greatness in animated form) but i am lacking of any worthy adversaries for my sarcasm/unique yurko-style wit. This is a scary thing folks cause without the sarcasm and stupid wittiness who or what am i?? When the best response i can come up with involves a Mullet i know that the formerly oh so very sharp edge to my sarcasm has dulled. Gad damnit! Why did you have to go to UofT neil, 2 years of keeping our sarcasm razor sharp was great, but now...sigh. People even miss it here when im being sarcastic, whats the bloody point if no one but me picks up on it? Damn jerks and there inability to understand the sharp sting of sarcasm. Sarcastro I have dishonoured you!
plus after that im pretty sure i just dishonoured myself, all of you and probably some small island tribe of the coast of paupa/new guinea. Ah well im sure all of us can get over it, except maby keith and possibly the small children of said tribe.
Till Next Ramble,
The Amazing, Boring Yurko
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