Monday, December 29, 2003

Here we are at big old posting numero 12! hooray and huzzah's all around. Not much new in todays life of Yurko, other than ive decided that xboxes go senile after a certain amount of time. THis is due to the fact that after 3 hours of trying to get my friend chris's xbox to accept the fact that an xbox game disc was IN FACT an xbox game disc! Same goes for DVD's and such, so it is my theory that once an xbox goes senile that all it accepts are radiocativly powered cookies. hmm yes well anyways, ive decided that now utilising my christmas money i must get the journey greatest hits dvd, yes i know im a loser but hey i like the music so all of you can go suck eggs.

Hrmm what else to talk about. Currently reading this Self help book for a calculus bonus project. the system and ideas in the book itself arent all bad but the one thing that i dont like is the authors bible thumping pro christianity stance on pretty much anything and everything. Considering that at every chance this guy gets its something about god, or how homosexuality is a disease, or austin powers is evil. This just brings up an addon to stuff that pisses me off. Basically religion is a good thing when you take it as a route of personal discovery type dealie. But the moment that someone starts to preach on others how their religion is great, etc etc, your wrong etc etc, then that pisses me off. Now thats not to say that im not a semi religious person , i do go to church and i do believe that their is a god and such but for me i think that its stupid to try to shove whatever your belief system is down the throats of others. This system of Im right and everyone else can burn in hell is what has caused a hell of alot of wars in our planets history. From the crusades to a lesser extent world war 2 and the current problems in the middle east, all of this was caused by religion. now i know that their were other reasons why the crusades and world war 2 took place but in both times religion was used as a nice easy excuse or rational for bloodshed. Now the last time that i checked nowhere in the bible does it say that "thou shalt hacketh down anyone who doesnt belivith in me". its more along the lines of brotherly love and junk like that. Take for example the whole middle east problem, If you look at the isralies and the palistineans genetically there basically the same people. all from the same region, same ancsetors etc. But because theyve grown up thinking that anyone whos not a follower of said religion should die that they fight each other. What i dont get is that if they all just shut up, worked together and did something that area would be a pretty prosperous place but nooo theyve got to focus on killing the heathens and crap.
But yeah back to what i was saying, is that bible thumpers also piss me off. what makes me mad about them is the fact that they seem to think that its their right and design in life to shove their belief system down the throats of eveyone around them, wheter they like it or not. And then they take such a fundamentalist approach to the bible that its just sad. Yes i admit that the theory of evolution isnt altogether perfect but it makes a hell of alot more sense that just God came, plopped down a bunch of animals and all was happy. hmm so all the research done by thousands of scientists all across the globe is false just because this book which was written based of stores that were passed down says so. Now im not saying that the bibles totally wrong etc but it makes much more sense when you think of the stories in it as being the best way that God could express what happend to the uneducated folk of old

hmm yes well thats getting slightly to philisophical so anywho. Manly im pissed at how these funamentalists seem to think that its ok to show prejudice to other groups and say its ok because they can hide behind the bible. So if your a nazi spreading hate its not ok but if your a bible thumper whos bashing gays its ok cause youve got the bible on your side. Last time i checked prejudice is wrong no matter what the reason so people like this shouldnt be allowed to insult or bash those who dont fit their set belief system just because its ok "according" to the bible.

hmm yes that kinda ran out of steam and didnt come out exactaly as i had planned it to but hey im to lazy to edit so thats how it will stand.

yeah well im done, had some other stuff to say but i currently cant think of a good way to express it so i shalt end this now and may death come to you and yours (hehe silly morbo (futurama))

The amazing boring, yurko


Saturday, December 27, 2003

Hello all to my 11th post on this blog thing.
Jeeze 11 times ive rambled on here and no ones told me to shut up yet? hmm thats rather odd but hey im not complaining (although it would mean taht i wouldnt have to do this anymore, hrmm). yes so anywho not a great deal happend to me today so this is probably gonna be a rather short one. Went and saw Elf with Jenn today, hehe the first part in our glorious plan falls into place, although now that person a and b have broken up, this will probably lower the wanted effect (wont be able to get them gossiping with each other and such) but hey im sure that it will still be fun and hey if nothing happens i still got a good movie out of it and some quality jenn time so yeah good fun. Speaking of which although this is kinda mean i find the breakup of person a and b kindof amusing. This being because while they were going out, and when they were "dating" but not going out (i dont know what the difference is so dont ask me) they were planning out their life together for the next year or so, had planned to live together at university etc etc and now, boy would that be akward if they got stuck together in residence. like i said prob not that funny but i find a slight bit of humour in that.

stupid mario kart double dash and its long ass approach to unlocking things, its gonna take me a good long while to get any new charachters, stupid nintendo and all its stupididty; although according to their site i should be getting the whole bonus disc dealie within the next 2 weeks, wheter or not it shows up is another story but if it does ill be sure to try it out for a good 5min! Yes, well same goes for rebel strike and its damn hardness (stupid on foot missions)

Still on the lookout for those def leppard and journey cd's, hopefully the quest will end in sucess by the end of this holiday. Gah stupid holiday almost being over, and i havent started either of the two projects that are due by the 6th of january. mesa are screwed! ah well im sure i can slap something half assed together, fail both and then fail all my exams that week but hey life goes on.

Like i said, really short post today cause im all out of what to say, so ill see you all on the dark side of the moon.

The amazing, boring Yurko


Friday, December 26, 2003

Greetings one and all to my 10th posting, yet another reason for the peasants to rejoice. Not only have i cracked the big two digit mark but its also CHRISTMAS!!!! whoooo man let me send you all a very warm merry christmas (oh and if your not christian well then a very warm greeting to whichever holiday youve celebrated recently). Yes christmas, always a good time had by all (well all i mean me but hey i r happy so probably not a great deal of ranting today). Well for all of you who dont care ill list off my loot for this year (yes i know that theres a hell of alot more to the season than this but im yet to meet someone who will argue with free swag). SO i ended up only getting two of the cd's that were on the list but hey thats alright im not complaning. Let it Be..Naked and the very best of the eagles being those two; the other stuff is the band of brothers DVD set (finally!), Loony Toons Golden collection (Chuck Jones was a genious i tells you) Rouge Squadron 3: Rebel Strike, Mario Kart Double Dash, and a damn sweet futurama calandar. so yeah minus the odd money and gift certificates thats pretty much it
One thing of note is that my sister got Pirates of the Carribean (which i had to look everywhere for, finding one last copy at Toys'r us, stupid people and their shopping) But yeah i hadn't seen the movie up until tonight and let me tell you, Johnny Depp is by far THE MAN; dear god he was hilarious in that film (his role in Once upon a time in Mexico came pretty damn close mind you). The scene when hes stranded on the island and the chick is burning all the rum has probably my favourite moment in any movie that ive seen in recent history. So yeah its a damn good movie, really should have seen it sooner although this has just got me wanting for someone to make a Curse of Monkey Island movie (if you dont know what this is, look it up, play the games and thank me later, or dont...or sleep... or something I DONT CARE). hmmmm yes, well im currently listening to the very best of the eagles, pretty damn good shit right there; bit on the country side but hey tahts what most of the rock was like in the mid 70's (well minus zepplin but there in a league of their own).

AAnnnywho still not a great deal of sinage on my comments sectionary type dealie but hey im to tired/happy to care. ummm oh yeah thanks again for the comments Jenn (and im pretty sure that if Person A and Person B find out about this site that them blowing our devilshly funny plan would prob be the least of my concerns but hey if Person A and B start to "WHATS THAT DANCING MONKEYS? SURE WE CAN DO DANCING MONKEYS!!!"...... hehe monkeys; yes sorry bout that my thought process got distracted by some cheap beer and peanuts.) Yes well that little interlude brings up a good point, everything that i say upon this site i stand by (well maby not all the "the's", "a's" and the occasional "anywho"; but thats not the point, the point is exspensive crab is good). So yes everything said here i will stand by till i die (especially the racisim parts and the crabbing about stupid people).

Hmm well yeah the other thing that i realised over this christmas season is that what the world really needs is more calyipso style christmas carrols, with much use of the steel drums. Yes i know usually the tropics and chirstmas arent really thought of in the same second but come on how can anyone not like carribian music? Well that and the steel drums which it is my goal in life to learn to play. steel drums, goood stuff yes sir.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm........... ok now im just filling up space because ive officially ran out of stuff to say right now (and yes i know taht this will be posted after midnight making it no longer christmas but i started it before midnight so its offically still the christmas post). So one again a very merry holiday season to you all; good luck in life and all, wish me lots of luck tomorrow when i go brave the hordes that are boxing day shopping at chinook; and Jenn get online damnit one of these days so that we can return to the plotting, ahh good fun plotting.

Till next time
The Amazingly, Festive and Boring Yurko


Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Hello again to you all to my 9th posting on this here site. According to my fast counter thingie appearantly ive broken the 100 ppl mark of persons visiting this site. Huzzah! peasants rejoice, phesants run for cover (inside joke, dont ask, well you can cause that would mean taht SOMEONE WILL FINALLY COMMENT ON THE SITE, but you know whatever im not bitter or anything).

Two days to christmas, could have went skiing and other stuff today but noo had to help around the house getting stuff ready for christmas. Not that im complaining cause christmas is one kick ass holiday but still skiing would have been fun. Yes annywho ive came to the realisation that going to a mall this close to christmas is hell on earth my friends, hell on earth. well it would be hell if hell is really crowded and half of the stuff that your looking for isnt there. The other realisation that i made was that crab legs are really exspensive, it was like 53 bucks for 4! What the hells going on here? does this 53 bucks go towards the poor crabs disablity checks now or something now that they dont have legs? ah well i didnt pay for it so its all good then. buuutt still 53 bucks, sheesh. Heres hopin that its the best damn crab ive had in a long time. hmmm yes well im also kinda peeved cause i was gonna go see elf today but previously mentioned reason that i couldnt go is why i didnt. it would have made for a rather fun afternoon probably as well. for a few reasons mostly, the first reasoning being that Will Ferrel is a comical genious and it looks like a damn funny movie. Plus any film that has the line "You sit on a throne of lies!" must and Should be watched by all! That of course stems back to my current fix on spontaneously calling everyone a liar but thats between me and the shrinks, none of you thank you very much. The second reason being that i would be hanging out with the same jenn that posts so often on this site and is appearantly my one and only groupie (hehe) but seriously we get along well so it would have made for an amusing afternoon for all, and by all i mean me and possibly a small frog. But the third main reason is that me and her are happily messing around with the stupid people that ive talked about in earlier postings on this site. See since theve decided to arbitrarily exclude me from any and all info as to what occurs in their lives now, well me and her have decided to make them think that were going out. Were hoping that if we are vauge enough about wahts going on that this can be stretched out for a good month or two, totally leading them on, messing with their minds and such; always some good evil fun. But hey if your feeling sorry for them just read lower down this page and youll get a pretty good idea why im so willing to be somewhat mean to them, bastards and their idiocy. Oh but hey while were on this topic i might as well talk about about them. Whats really disgusting is how these people seem to think that everyone (and by everyone i mean jenn) wants to know about all their little conquests with their girlfriend. this being the guy who used to be so friggin fridgid that he needed coaching on how to talk to a girl. So now he gloriously talks about how many hickeys hes gotten after a certain night, how many of said hickeys are not on the neck (cue little kids crying, old people gouging out eyes, crops whithering, wildstock fleeing etc etc). whats really odd is that he gets the previously mentioned friend to help him plan out the "perfect" evening which is kinda odd enough but then he goes into detail about what he going to do so that he can make the moves on this chick. Now this guys a nice enough person and everything (well when hes not being a jackass but thats the topic of a post ive already done) but you just dont want to picture him and his girlfriend doing ANYTHING. its kinda like someone says to you, did you here than Person A and B were making out? well this msg happily travels up to your brain via your good little ears but when the message goes ok boys we need a visual on Person A and B making out, and your brain replys, What? Dancing monkeys? ok we can do Dancing monkeys, msg says "No i said Person A and.." "DANCING MONKEYS, GOT IT!!" (plugs ears and hums to self) so on and so on until the msg gives up, leaves has a drink down in some seedy bar and you go on happily ignorantly blissfull. So yeah everytime that anyone hears about it, well other than them it causes lots of shuddering and everyone pretending they didnt hear it.
well that basically sum up that, well more so no one else is online to talk to so im getting bored, probably gonna have to go decorate the tree soon with the family and my fingers are getting cold so i shalt talk to you later.

AND COMMENT DAMN YOU, I KNOW PPL ARE READING THIS BECAUSE THOSE 100 VIEWS ARENT ALL ME!!!
sorry ill stop

The Amazing, Boring Yurko


Monday, December 22, 2003

And thusly I begin my 8th glorious posting! boy what a level of craptacularness this will reach my friends, all will be amazed, dogs will be scared, buckets will flee etc etc.
Yes so anywho i must say that im kinda dissapointed on the total lack of comments on this site (except for you Jenn, my one loyal fan, ha ha) But come on, i would have at least expected a few agry insulting comments from a bunch of Neo-Nazi's whos collective intelligence is slightly less than a rather dumb rock, after the last posting but nothing, noothing at alll. Ah well heres hoping that someone will start commenting on the site, cause id love to know why appearantly around 80ppl ahve looked at this site but only 2 people total have commented on my site. But hey 2ppl is better than nothing, (so dont eat me jenn, cause that wouldnt be cool at all, no meat on me).
So yes comments are good, buckets are easily scared and on to todays rant.

Now todays rant will not be about an issue thats actually importaint or anything like yesterdays but today i feel like ranting about the Music industry. Those of you who know me well, or have read this thing regularly will know that i listen to quite a bit of music. Now often if i listen to a group and feel that their music is good enough to support then i will go out and buy a cd by them, if not ill just listen to the one or two songs that i downloaded and be happy. I can see where the musicians are coming from when they say that people should pay for what they produce and thats only fair, but something about hocking out 25 bucks for 10 songs, 3/4 of which are probably crap doesnt really sit well with me. What gets my goat is the music industrys amazing way of dealing with this problem. Instead of yah know listening to what the public wants and say getting together with all the other record companys and creating one huge service where you can pay 80 cents or something for a mp3 and just download any song that you want. This way if you just like one song you pay for it, artists make money, you get your song and everyones happy. And even if not that well how bout dropping the cost of cds down to something thats actuall worth buying like 15 bucks or something. But what does the record industry do istead? they claim that record prices are more than fair, arbitrarily decide to tack a 50 buck surcharge onto everyones internet costs in canada, start suing people in the US and claim that they are listening to everything that the consumer wants. Well if they are listening to everything that the consumer is wanting then why are record sails dropping like a rock? hmm i dont know, maby because there all rich idiots who are afraid of change. But above all waht really really REally pisses me off is how hipocrytical Sony is. Their record producing branch is one of the most vocal in the fight against music piracy and yet the greater sony company happily sells mini-disc players whose sole purpose is for the use of mp3's and now theyre marketing out the ass this new cd player of theres whos claim to fame is that it now holds more mp3 files on a cd than ever. If thats not a load of bull then i dont know what is.

hmmm well not only am i out of what to say but nature calls (yes i know all of you wanted to hear that so i told you, HA what are you gonna do about it)

well i are done so i bid you all a very merry Monday and a happy New year or something....

The Amazing, Boring Yurko


Sunday, December 21, 2003

Contrary to what the date says, THIS is the real Sunday post; and yes i know that 1:30 in the am does "technically" count as sunday but a days not a day until you've waken up to it, my theory in any case.

Yes so on to my 7th posting of crappy magnitude! One that will surley top the crap that i have spewed before. Oh sorry to all of you who arent reading this about the last post, reading through it now it would appear that it starts to make no sense at all near the end but basically thats a good example of my thought process at 1am. Well yes it made sense to me then, barley does now. Moving on; currently listening to some sting, good stuff there from the guy although for some reason no where can i find the version of the song Send your love that they play in the music video but hey the search goes on.

almost the end of the first weekend of christmas holidays, going to fast i tells you, far far to fast but hey its still a hell of alot better than school. Now i have realised that as of late i havent done a great deal of ranting and or bitching but ive kinda ran out of stuff to bitch and complain about at the moment. so if anyone out there is reading this and you want me to bitch about it well then leave a suggestion in the comments portion and if i can come up with something on it ill be sure to make a half hearted attempt at a good rant.

On that note, currently i dont have anything to rant about in my life but today im gonna rant about something that probably pisses me off more than anything, racism. What got me thinking about this is an article i read in a time magazine a little while ago about how bad attacks are in Europe on various races, religions etc that its almost become so commonplace that the news doesnt make any mention. Now what the hell is up with that? You would think that in a continent that had to live through the horror that was the holocaust and the moronic, yet extremly brutal reign of both Hitler and Stalin that they would have something in place to help stop shit like this from happening but nooo instead it would appear taht people would rather forget about what history has taught us and sink back into the rut of placing blame on the ever easy to pick on scapegoats like the Jewish, Muslims, etc. Stupid people in this world i tell you, stupid people. This leads into the fact of racism in good old nothern america, well specifically in canada. In both grade 9 and 10 we watched these movies in social class called Hearts of Hate, and let me tell you nothing up till then has pissed me off more than these movies. Why the hell organizations like the Heratage front are allowed to even exist in canada is beyond me. If it were up to me anyone who spread racist shit around the country, be it against race, religion or anything should be forcably removed from our fair nation. Now proably what boggles my mind is why the hell anyone would follow the insane rambling of a dead meglomaniac idiot. For one thing Hitler only blamed everything on the Jews because they made for a convenient excuse for why Germany lost the war (when in fact it had alot more to do with the Kaisers "genious" plan of fighting a two front war) but what i find rather ironic is that he blamed the Jews for their loss yet as many if not more jewish germans died while fighting for germany in world war one than christian germans (in relation of course). Not only that but the man was a total buffoon when it came to tactics of any sort. Now i know that some will say that that history is written by the victors but thats exactaly my point! Had hitler not been the sadistic, and psycotic idiot that he was then Germany would have won the war, we'd all be goose-stepping to school and hailing mein fuhr every moring. Any person who happily structures their army to fight amongst itself for resources and the favour of the fuhr should not be considered a genious as all these hitler heiling neo-nazis would have you think. Take for example the fact that on the normady invasion Germany could have pushed the allies back but because the elite troops stationed just outside of ohama beach could only be ordered into action by Hitler himself they just sat there as the invasion took place because No one could wake the mighty fuhr while he was sleeping. And then you have the amazing example of the battle of britain where had he spent another week attacking the british airfields, britain would have fallen but noooo he then has the amazing idea to stop attacking the airfields, strike the civilian cities and give the british airforce the time to rebuild their forces and drive the Luthwaffa (spelt that wrong but meh) out. So this tactical genious then decides to send his forces into africa of all places and try to kick the british out of there. Wow, africa; talk about a place that has a huge tactical advantage for his war on Europe. Well that or because France fell so quickly that the german troops were getting bored, but thats not the topic of todays rant. What i still find rather amazing is that even after seeing firsthand the troubles of what a two front war does to a country (aka WW1) Hitler decides to go against his non-agrresion pact with Russia and starts up a two front war right when he could have mopped up the rest of europe. Now what was the point of that ramble you might ask? Well to show that how could anyone to this day still think that Hitler was a god among men and everything he said was pure truth etc etc. The guy had sex with his own niece for gods sake! why the hell would anyone listen to such a deranged mind? But what i dont really get is why people dont realise that what the hell difference does it make what religion someone follows, even if its not your own? Does it honestly matter in the long run if Bob down the street calls God a different name than you might? And last time that i checked, there isnt a single thing in any of the official teachings of any of the mainstream religions that say "Hey all you followers of God, go out and kick the shit out of anyone who isnt Jewish/christian/Muslim/orthodox etc. etc. etc." Every religion from Juadeism to Islam to Catholicism says somewhere that a follower of god should be respectful of those who do not worship in the same was as you do. Not to scream racial slurs and torch places of worship but show respect! And then you get all these racist groups like the previously mentioned Heritage Front or the KKK or extremist Muslim groups etc etc who hide behind the freedom of speech in that "according to the consitution im allowed to insult anyone who doesnt follow the bigoted crap that ive been taught" well to me thats a load of bull. Freedom of speech should be free up until you start to make purposeful derogative comments or insults. after that point it should be revoked cause racisim isnt helping anything, and there shouldnt be legal loopholes for these bastards to slip through. Try them all for crimes against the state or something and lock em up for life, either that or kick them out of the country, and once that happens and the hate is out of our fair nation then we could start the process of teaching respect, understanding and fairness to the younger generation because the worlds fucked up enough already without having people trying to kill one another just because they look slightly different. hmm yes well ive pretty much ranted myself out on that topic (well not so much ranted out, just at a loss for what else to say)
So to sum it up Racism=The stupidest thing ever known

This brings my 7th posting to a close, so i wish all of you out there who are reading this a most merry December 21st (its merry because theres no school) and hoping that we all have a pretty goodish week to come.
Stupid lack of finding that sting song... grrrr

Till next time
The Amazing, Boring Yurko




"Is this a dagger I see before me?"
"Umm no my lord. It's my handkerchief, you see. You can sort of tell the difference if you look closely. It doesn't have as many sharp edges."
Hehe gotta love the witty humour of Terry Pratchet

But yes moving, on Welcome to my 6th posting on this here site type dealie. As you can see they arent as continious as the first few were but with the onset of the holidays and all my schedualing skills have kinda all went up the crapper. Not that im complaining mind you, what with more sleep and all. Well as for the life of yours truly well it aint bad but it could be going better. Currently kinda saddened that some things didnt work out as had been hoped but hey im not one to hold grudges/get pissed of stuff like this so i gues as the ever great Beatles said "Obla- di, obla-da Life goes on Bra! La la la la life goes on" etc etc such and so forth. At this moment in time im mostly pissed that its another repeat ish type dealie with saturday night live; although a Will Ferrel amalgamation episode is better than the usual repeat crap id still much much much rather watch a new episode but then again at 1:10 at night waht the hell else am i gonna watch? Nothing much is the correct answer there, that or one of my DVD collections etc etc, stuff like that. Now waht i really wish is that the old Bruce Cambell show called "Ace of spades" or something like that hadnt been cancelled, man that was some kick ass tv for 3:30 in the morning way back in the days of grade 9 (good old stupid Bruce Cambell humour). In Hind sight i really should have went to this party tonight instead of being lazy and staying home but hey thats in the past and there isnt really much i can do about it now (hmmm unless i somehow invent a time machine, that runs on super charged mutant EMUS!!!!!!... if only, if only). yess emus, hehe funny word... what else, what else.. Oh yes! I borrowed this amazing song book from my guitar teacher which has all the music, licks, etc to all the songs of Def Leppards High and Dry album along with Pyromania; and let me tell you, both of which are A-Frickin-Mazing albums. So currently my goal is to learn all of Photograph, Let it roll, and Rock of ages (got the openings to let it roll and Photograph down pat which was the highlight of today).
On another note, when to HMV and EB world today, looked at some cd's that id love to get for christmas, couldnt find others and re bought a game that i used to have but some fucker in grade 9 who i lent it to never gave it back to me (Ryan Hickey if your reading this, i want my Age of Empires back, that and the 15 bucks i had to spend on this new copy; ya bastard). But yes, i really want to get me Let it Be.. Naked by the beatles, cause there one of my favourite groups, along with How the West was won by Led Zepplin, The best of the eagles, the previously mentioned Def Leppard Albums and the Album "Trial by Fire" by the group Journey. Ahh Journey, probably my favourite group at this current point in time. now i know that there are probably many of you out there who have never heard of them, and those who have probably hate the singing of Steve Perry but hey the guys got amazing pipes and Neil Schon on guitar is probably one of the most unheardof and unknown greats in the industry. Listen to the solo in "Line of Fire" and you'll know what im talking about. Yeah so anyways ive been on the search for the album Trial by fire for a good year and a bit now, mostly cause it was the last one made by the entire best grouping of journey (that being Steve Perry still on vocals, the same drummer, along with John Cain and Neil Schon of course). Also i think that its a really great album, considering all the times that ive signed it out from the library and listened to it (good albums by good groups usually i suppor them by paying for their music). Yes so anyways, this album i have been looking all over calgary (and anywhere else ive been that has a music store) for it but so far i cant find it for sale anywhere and its really starting to piss me off, so either someone out there can give it to me as a great christmas present (hehe) or ill just have to order it from HMV in which case theyll probably say that its not made anymore and then ill cry, bitch, kick something and be forced to burn a copy off the library. Really dont want to do that cause of all the groups that i listen too Journeys probably the one that i support the most (well that and def, beatles and U2) cause when you spend 10 bucks for a cd with only 5 songs on it, u know your either a little fucked in the head or a really big fan, or both. hmm yes so thats the extent of my musical ramble

Yes so to sum it all up Chrismas=good, Yurko=slightly depressed, 80's Rock=very good, Journey=highly underrated, and Fish=Q^92

Till next incoherent ramble
The amazingly Canadian Yurko


Friday, December 19, 2003

Hmm ill try to stop with these addons to my previous posts but it would appear that officially ive given up on trying to get through this person indirectly (*cough Jackie *cough) so appearantly either ive got to come straight out which isnt gonna happen now considering its tommorrow so ive officially given up for the time being unless she reads this and figures it out but hey i guess nothing can be done for now due to my lack of any other way to contact her. well that was one long ass run on sentence but im far to lazy to break up that sentence. so yes life could be going a whole lot better all things considered.




Well here i am on the 5 posting on this here website type thing. Sorry bout not putting up a post in the last few days but i havent really had a whole lot to rant about, plus i was hoping that the person i like would read this thing, figure that i was talking about them and give me at least some semblance of a reply; yes or no or anything for gods sake but appearantly this is not the case. So either i wasnt direct enough, or the person just didnt figure it out oorrr they just dont want to think about it. But hey i guess the rather obvious hints that i dropped throughout that i was pretty sure the person would get werent picked up so instead they just go a head an post comments about the rest of the site, totally ignoring it. Yeah well i shouldnt be bitter, it was a rather lame ass way to try to tell someone something but you know waht i made do with what i had (which was not a great deal) and well yeah. But yes regardless i still do like this person, although now im pretty darn sure that the feelings aint mutual so hey life goes on, the invite for tomorrow still stands if you happen to notice this and well thats about all im gonna rant about that.

oh appearantly the guestbook site has popups, sorry about that all of you people who havent signed it, i wasnt aware as for the fact that norton blocks out most popups. umm yes well as for the rest of life of yurko well its now christmas holidays which is always a time for rejoicing, well minus the whole chem project ive got to do (stupid chem and its stupidity) did well on that calculus test which kinda leavesout all the stuff i was gonna rant about, not that im complaining mind you. Hmmm what else to talk about
oh yeah went and saw the new lord of the rings today, which i give two big huge thumbs up for, a most excellent film; although it really could use a nice bathroom break sometime within the movie (going 5hrs with no piss break after drinking a large iced tea is NOT a good thing)

yeah well im mostly done at the moment, basically all i had to rant about today was the whole person i like not even noticing, which kinda annoyed me throughout the day as my friends would attest to. Ah well one cant get all that pissed over something that you didnt really expect to happen but hey i did so sue me. well ive basically talked myself to boredom and im far to lazy to both add more and check my grammer (and btw the i think part in the jackie link was a sad attempt at humour)


so yeah im done as i said before

The amazingly saddened yurko


Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Edition to post 4

Hmm well it would appear that i just remeber that the party mentioned (aka she) wont be home on thursday night as far as i can rember so i guess ill just have to get ahold of said party in some other fashon. Basically what i was gonna ask if they are reading this is that there is this start of the christmas holidays type dinner thing being put together by a friend of mine this saturday and i wanted to ask said party if they felt like swinging on by (aka inviting/asking etc) considering that we dont really see each other much minus another friends parties and it would be cool to get together seeing as how we didnt really do much talking at the last one (which i still beat myself with a blunt stick over) soooo the invite stands, regardless if u read it through here or i get ahold of you in some other fashon. Its at 6pm sat night at the cheesecake cafe up by nortland mall, so if u know who you are that im talking to and i dont get ahold on you pls try to get a hold of me with and answer. But yes such as so forth, stay in school, drink pepsi, (insert cliche here) etc etc etc

El Yurko the midly bored




Ahoy hoy to you all as i start of the fourth version of my craptacular rantage! This episode is brought to you by Slurm cola and the letter Fish! hehe yeah, fish currently one of my most used words next to anywho, methinks, sasquatch and mongoose. But yes moving on from the sposership deals that i have not gotten from this piece of crap.

well today can be chalked up to an okish day, nothing spectacular but nothing horribly life shattering; that my friends will be saved for tomorrow when i get to go through the glories of failing yet another calculus test Whooo!!!!! Studying for said test will probably take up the glut of tonights events, followed shortly by probably watching repeats of smallville and Angel (damn WB and their lack of new programming) Yes well other than that theres not a whole lot to talk about in regards to today or yesterday, kinda used up all my ranting on yesterdays post, but mark my words once i find something else to rant about ill be sure to use it and post it, and screw up by deleting it all, followed by forgetting, sleeping, eating etc etc etc.

yes well this has turned out to be a rather dissapointingly short topic upon which i have typed up but hey what ya gonna do? Oh theres one last thing that id like to mention. That has to do with the previously mentioned party that i didnt want to mention out of fear of messing it up etc. well considiring i havent really been able to talk to said party in a bit, im hoping that the party (aka she) will read this and thusly hopefully come on around 8-10pm ish on thursday night so that i can ask said party a question. and if said party doesnt read this then well hey what ya gonna do, heres hoping i see her on anyways

well yes thats enough stupidity for one afternoon so i bid all of you who arent reading this adeau and rember to sign the guestbook already (btw jackie if u read this i cant get your comments part to work on my computer for some reason)

till next ramble
Your friendly Neighbourhood Yurko


Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Greetings all and none to Yurkos most not amazing third posting. Still no word on what a blog or blogger is but i assure you that the moment i find out some idea as to waht it is that i will forget almost instantly!

The topic of todays rant is why Hydrogen is evil/doesnt exist and really stupid ass people (yes the same stupid ass people as i have talked about before). Now the reasoning behind why Hydrogen is the most evil element known to man has mostly to do with me getting my chem test back today. Had i remeber that hydrogen's oxidation number had a 1+ charge i would have owned that test to the extreme but noooooo i had to say that it was 1- thusly losing a crap load of marks on various questions and not doing nearly as well as i should have. The reasoning as to why it doesnt exist stems back to a chem lab that me and a friend of mine did where eveything else worked except for the damn hydrogen test. put in that damn burning splint and waited for the glorious pop that would signal to all the arrival of hydrogen... and waited.... and waited.... fell asleep... woke up... waited... ate a sandwich.... waited some more..... and finally gave up and declared the faleshood that is the existance of hydrogen! hmm well yeah thats enough of that..

on to more pressing topics such as my usual bitching about stupid people. This here bitch involves more of the same really but with more anger (and by anger i really dont know waht i mean, so it seems like a fitting word for now) well i dont know if ive previously told all of you non existent readers but it really pisses me off to no end when people purposfly exclude me from stuff, and what makes it worse is when there only excuse is and i quote "Because its funny" Now what the hell is up with that?? As stated earlier none of these people would even be friends had they not met though me but now they seem to think that its a fucking laugh riot to not tell me a god damn thing? GAH! total bullshit i say, total and complete. Whats worse i think though is that in a discussion with these people about friends and sex and stuff they seem to think that of all of this group im the one person that they can never picture doing anything like that. now ill be the first to admit that im not much better looking than the second cousin to a donkeys feces but still thats not really a great thing to hear from people who you assumed to be your friends. Really great to know that u think im totally undesirable guys; thanks; thanks alot... fuckers. What takes the cake though is that they placed me lower on the totem pole than some people who up until grade 10 couldnt even talk to girls without getting beat red and akward. im sorry but am i the only person here who thinks tahts somethings a tad out of whack? (yes i know i probably am so no answers to that question) I will end this rant off with one more thing that pisses me off about this group of people. that thing being that they seem to think that i should come and do every god damn thing that they do outstide of school. be it a party one of them are throwing to bowling of all things. and then they seem to think that if i dont do every one of these fucking activities with this group that automatically i lead a sheltered life and my parents are nazi's etc etc blah de fuck de blah. well yes i will admit that my parents are a tad more strict than the usual kids parantage but thats not the main reason that i dont hang out with this group all that often. That reason being that who really wants to hang out in a group when for one thing the majority of it is made up of couples in which case i would be an odd man out (unless u consider watching other people fondle each other a fun time out on the town) and that their range of stimulating activities/convestation goes from some shit about music or a musical activity to what they can do (aka fondle) their significant other. Now if any of you feel that this is a great way to spend ones evening please tell me so that i can put you out of your misery posthaste. but for the rest of you i am sure you can see why i usually end up staying at home watching tv (which doesnt get as much credit as it should btw) or going out with my other friends who are infinitley more fun to hang around with. Yes well that was a rather long rant so i think i will rap this up with some happy thoughts and a humourous quote.

For one thing lord of the rings comes out tomorrow, not that i plan to be one who goes at midnight to watch it or anything but still cool none the less. Ill prob end up going to watch it this friday when i get out for christmas break (which is a sweet deal unto itself). hmmm yes oh be sure to sign my guestbook if you are one of the unfortunate people who are reading through this debacle i call a blog (whatever the hell that is, but im pretty sure we covered taht already). yes well good evenink to you all and yeah i bid u adeau.


"You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."

Your friendly Neighbourghood Yurko


Monday, December 15, 2003

Wow the glorious second posting on El Yurko's very dumb blogger thing. I am still rather unshure about what the hell a blog is or for that matter a blogger but hey its a good way to get out the steam.

Hoo boy today was a pile of crap. well most of the day wasnt that bad, minus the whole lack of proper amounts of sleep but hey I can always make that up on weekends.
What really made this day bad was (well aside from the usual calculus suckitude) the amazing chem test at the end of the day. now usually i do not so bad in chem but it really pisses me off when i go into a test thinking that i know what the hell im doing and boom i forget it all. this usually leads to a nice happy 80min of me going over a test that i know nothing about, a bit of mild panic and then the whole Fuck this shit as the bell goes followed by Yurko coming home. As of right now im probably not feeling as bad about the test as i will once i get the mark back but hey a few days of ignorant bliss is always a good thing.

Ahh yeah, did i mention that people are stupid? I think that i probably did, but the feeling came across even more so today. This came across mostly when previously mentioned people are asses and decide not to help you when they easily could and thusly make a joke about it; rather gets my goat it does yes. cant really think of anything more to say on that note; turned out not to be much of a rant so yeah.

Going to my schools gay ass christmas band recital all evening tonight which blows. this being mostly because of the fact that one) i dont play for a good long while which is rather boring two) the fact that some of the songs we are playing arent really all that good and i can think of better things to do with my time and finally three) the fact that not only does our schools choir suck total and utter beans but they act like total jerks to anyone whose not in their "precious" choir (what makes it worse is that the music teacher always treats them better etc etc, which is almost worth of an entire rant upon its own). but yeah thats pretty much it about the whole band thing, well minus the crappy uniforms we wear etc.

yeaah im just about done here, not a great deal left to say today so i think taht all just stop. even though i might come across as slightly bitter i should say that on a whole life isnt going all that bad; ive gotten early acceptance in to the university that i want to go to which is always a good thing, christmas is coming up and my brothers coming home from university which should be lots of fun. THere are other reasons taht lifes going much better but at the risk of the parties involved reading this (which they most likley will) and jinxing(think that how u spell it) the chances that i probably dont have with said party (in case all of you -10 ppl who read this havent figured it out yet, that party is a singular person) (whoo im down to -10 now!) im not gonna say anything more vauge than what i just said

and now that ive officially made no sense to you all; i bid u adeau

Your friendly Neighbourghood Yurko


Sunday, December 14, 2003

hmmm, blogger eh? sounds rather ummm.... Yeah nevermind

Soo this is the inaugural (totally spelt that wrong but hey I'm lazy so life goes on) post in my incredibly stupid blog thing. Now why would I do something like this I'm sure no one is asking well in the immortal words of Bender "everyone else was doing it so I just wanted to fit in" now that's probably not even the proper quote at all but hey as stated earlier I'm lazy so life goes on. hmm well I am Chris (aka Yurko) who lives within the rather large, not as cold as usually thought country of Canada. I play the guitar semi ok'ish and ummm yeah that's pretty much all I've got to say about myself.

Life for Yurko could be going much better I must say, that being one of the reasons I'm doing this is that its a really good place for me to have a nice healthy rant from time to time. The topic of today's rant will be how much I want this semester to end/people piss me off. Basically this semester in school is really starting to drag on to the point that I'm looking forward to the end of the day more so than usual. Now me being the loser that I am, if classes are going well I don't really mind but considering my current crap ass record in chem and calculus it really makes a day suck ass. Probably the worst part is when u go into a test knowing that your gonna do pretty crappy regardless of how well u know your stuff. Now some might say that this could be avoided if I had any sort of a shred of a work ethic but to them I say its all a bunch of well founded, accurate LIES. But yes to sum it up school sucks as for now (cant wait till next semester though, should be much more interesting)

The one thing that's really pissing me off at the moment is stupid ass people. More specifically those who decided to arbitrarily exclude you from stuff just because they can; and what makes it worse is when a) they openly declare it like there nothing wrong with it at all and b) the fact that they wouldn't even know each other if it wasn't for the fact that they met through me. What pisses me off the most about it though is the fact that I've known these people longer than they've known each other but now that there the best of friends they think its just dandy to say "hey lets not let Yurko in on anything". Stupid people and all their stupidity, esp. When they seem to think that there the only friends that count and I should do every god damn thing with them etc. But that's will be another rant cause I'm growing bored of this whole blogger thing, well that and that damn messed up B is starting to piss me off; stupid B, one day you'll learn, one day....

hrmmm well i seem to be out of crap to waste space about so methinks ill sign off this rather pointless thing.
before I go I shalt leave all -9 people who are gonna read this with some words of wisdom

"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

Your friendly Neighbourghood Yurko

(stupid title, why wont you change??)