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    Sunday, June 27, 2004

    Yurkos song of the day: So Lonely - by The Police

    "Bleh"

    Not really a well famous by any regards quote i do admit but meh quoting oneself cannot be a crime i imagine, esp when it just sums up quite a bit of alot of things going on right now. And yes i know the song is a repeat but well same goes for the reasoning of the quote. Oh and btw this is NOT the contest post so you can rush all you want to get the first comment but no prizes will be awarded, thats for next week people so well be prepared for that.

    Was kindof in the mood for a postage tonight, not really sure why but hey here i am. Man im so stupid though, i totally forgot to mention yesterdays song and that was the main reason why it was yesterdays song such that i could mention it. Gah! Ah well, yeah it is probably my second favourite by the police following close behind On Any Other Day which is in my opinion one of the best songs ever (yet no one else seems to agree with me on that, hmm). Yeah so anyways, its moreso of an amusing one although the opening portion, would you be my girl is kinda catchy. What sets this tune apart however is in that halfway through it transitions from the song at the start to Sting (i believe its him doing this) doing poetry about this girl named sally who he falls in love with etc. Now the poetry part alone is rather amusing but its the results of this tale thats great cause well as you find out Sally is in fact a Blow up doll. Kinda dirty yet very amusing in all its glory most especially when its the first time youve heard the song and it just comes out of nowhere with this poetic tale about a blowup doll. Hi-larious. (and yet probably not but meh its down)

    Oh on a side note im also trying out that new blogger infused comments system cause as far as i know there isnt a charachter limit on these. Its a big pain to finally get to the part where you can comment (kinda like the one on your site neil) but yeah no limit as far as i can tell so this is good. Its the lower down just regular comment link if you want to give it a try. Id still rather you stick to the old reliable haloscan one but if u wanna give it a shot go right ahead.

    YVC volunteer thing wasnt all that bad, got me some free food and was able to wander around some persons house so meh it was something to do. I must say though that i would never want to live in a house like that, looks far to much like something right out of an ad. Man i would feel uncomfortable just sitting down and i couldnt live like that. No siree. Meh like i said free food and some good resume padding so its all worth it.

    Aannywho.. sometimes it really sucks to actually be correct in something. Stupid intuition, why must you always be right on the nose when it comes to the things that well really blow huge chunks? Cant you be wrong or something?? cause id really like that. Yeah ah well, at least ive now got some new books and the mega man collection to keep me company. Hehe whoo go 80's 8-bit goodness! 8 games of megaman should keep me very occupied within this summer, and if not theres always angel or futurama dvds so the cave is a lookin good. Go hermatige!

    Got the fun fun world of elections canada stooge tomorrow, ill probably make an update on taht sometime afterwards and that will be in the much awaited contest post. Havent decided on prizes yet but i assure you they will be coming.

    yeah and now im bored so

    Till Next Ramble

    The Amazing Boring Yurko




    Friday, June 25, 2004

    Yurkos song of the day: Be my Girl-Sally - by The Police

    "Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"

    Hey hey allness of the readerage and welcome to my very first summertime blog upon this here site. Now that my exams are completed it is now offically the summer and so here i come with a rather long coming post. Sorry bout that delay there btw but well the fun world that was exams took up much of my time.

    Speaking of exams and such, thank god they are all over. Physics test wasnt half bad, wasnt all that great but meh its over with now and never to return for at least another 2 years. Silly victor taking physics next year, hes mad i tells ya. Its kinda odd though cause it really hasnt sunk in yet that my organised and mandatory school career has came to a close. Its not really all that strange cause it is a hard thing to wrap ones mind around the fact that a tradition of 12 years now is over, many people i will probably never see again in my life, many things ill never do again... a rather scary thought to say the least. Meh life must go on, i am sure in the last few weeks of august it will hit me like a mac truck and ill break down into the fetal position cowering in the corner of my basement but hey until then yay for ignorance of the truth!

    Speaking of High school and all the boondoggles within this will most likely be my last and final mention of the scourge that was and well is Erin. See didnt i tell you all that her big proclamation that she would be the one to fufill victors wish of seeing me get slapped in the face would not come true (sigh taht victor..) I knew she wouldnt have the guts to pull of anything as well slightly interesting as that, too bad really cause i had a rather amusing reaction planned out as well. Meh life goes on, happily without that crap floating around; have fun with that next year jackie what with you going to U of L much like she is. Wow that would be fun, almost as fun as getting a root canal using rusty tools from a rabid half blind gorilla while his young knaw on your gangrine infested lower legs. Not quite but almost.

    yeah well tahts enough about high school for a very very long time. Looking forward to this summer i must say, not so much that im doing anything at all in fact my big plans after monday involve alot of me sitting on my couch downstairs watching tv and/or reading (so if anyone wants to do anything give me a call cause more or less im basically open do do anything). My real reason is that well as i am sure everyone knows i love the whole being able to do nothing on my own terms. Aka being lazy, sleeping till i feel like getting up and basically loafing around. Its always good fun but then again im really lazy so meh its all good. Aaannd im rambling so ill stop

    This weekend should be very eventful and very very VERY long. Mostly cause im actually getting out and filling up my sagging resume. Firstly on sunday im doing some volunteering with the YVC which i signed up for over the summer, doing some tour dealie of some house for the alberta ballet. Meh it will be boring but hey ill get some good volunteer credit which always helps with a job. And then there is what will be the borefest of monday. Finally got me that job working the election, contrary to stupid nazi crazy lady who i called 2 weeks ago and said i couldnt. But yeah gotta get to the poll station for 6:45 in the morning and im stuck in the damn building till 7:30 at night. Man oh man is it gonna be a loooonnngg day. Oh well its some rather easy money and ill get some work experience albeit im guessing that somehow ill mess it up and get shot by the government beaurocrats, meh ill just chalk it up to a learning experience ("so thats what the cold kiss of a bullet feels like, good to know")

    You can expect may more posts from here on out during the summer, my estimate is about 1 every 2 days, giving them a chance to sink in and get commented on and for me to come up with new and interesting ways to say "hmm well i did nothing in the last 2 days other than watch tv and loaf" so hey it should be good fun. Plus i wont have the tendency to forget much of what i plan to write, such as i have done with this post cause i know since the last one i had a great deal of stuff i wanted to talk about but much like i always do ive forgotten again. So yeah starting some time next week that will be the trend in the 2 months to come.
    On that note is the more interesting part of this post (well in my opinion neways) is that whenever that particular post does show up (sometime btw tuesday and friday) it will involve a contest of sorts. Noticing the slight clamouring for the first one to comment position as of late ive decided that for that one particular post there will be a contest involved. So yeah there will be a first prize for whomever comments first on that post, along with another prize going out to whomever puts the most effort into their comment (deemed by my own opinion not some panel of judges or something) and finally there will be a thanks for coming out, pat on the back, dont call us we will call you prize for whomever is the last one to comment on the post. So hey it should result in fun for all, and hopefully release some of the boredom that i am sure to feel during well this summer. yes i know you all probably think im bull shitting that or insane or something along those lines but hey this isnt crap cause i will to the best of my effort give the prizes to whomever wins them even if it ends up being someone like jackie who i never really see anyways but hey the morals of the contest must remain! Dont expect big grandeous prizeage but then again on that note its not gonna be something along the lines of a stale oreo (although as jenn will attest this was considered, hehe). But hey yeah so there will be this contest mostly because well its cool to think (emphasis on THINK) that people actually would be in a rush to comment. Yeah so im totally lying to myself but heey its cool, also makes me think of john cleese from Rat Race, crazy excentric rich guy giving out prizes and stuff in some crazy race. wow thats alot of crazy and well im tapped out for one sitting so..

    (damn calgary theatres NOT showing Saved, its a bloody conspiracy i tells ya DAMN YOUSE!!!)

    Till Next Ramble

    The Amazing, Boring Yurko



    Thursday, June 17, 2004

    Yurkos song of the day: Lady Strange - by Def Leppard

    "I'm gonna go home and relax, the traditional, Jamaican way - a glass of warm milk and a good night's sleep."

    Yes I em et it egeeen here-a veet unuzeer pust dooreeng zee foon foon vurld thet is ixem veek. I knoo thet in zee leettle-a pueentless theeng celled zee chetbux i hed seeed i vuoold poot up thees pust dooreeng zee teeme-a im nut et zee gred mess (vhet veet cunffleects und sooch) boot meh i ves bured effter thet physeecs ixem und su i deceeded tu poot oone-a up reeght noo insteed. Bork bork bork!

    hehe whooooo gotta love the Swedish Chef. I was incredibly tempted to do an entire post in the dialect as above but meh i thought it would get very annyoing to everyone. Regardless that came from this site called the dialectizer (The Dialectizer)via jenn which allows you to translate anything into various dialects such as redneck etc. although the best by far is swedish chef as you can clearly see but meh its all good and i still find it very funny. Then again if the trend put out by the last post continues this is just one big conversation with the only person who has commented (this being Jenn) so meh im sure you'll find that funny so its all good. Sticking with the topic of jenn induced mirth making she sent over this one site that is hi-fuckin-larious. Its chocked full of lots of great jokes but of a veeerrryy mature satus so if your immature and cant handle dirty words dont click on this link. of course im sure if you fit in that category you wouldnt be reading this blog in the first place but meh youve been warned so now im free of all legalities. Cybersex Jokes
    So yah there they be, damnnation are they every funny. in fact this site now ranks up there on my list of funniest moments ever right behind Johnny the tackling alzheimers patient from scrubs and the first half of young frankenstien. Sheerr hilarity and i whole hartedly reccomend you read it. "Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!"
    hehehehe... oh man. Although theres only one i dont really find funny, with the whole ex gulf war person etc but the rest are classic. Top Notch!...HHAAARRRRRRRRRR

    Physics test today was rather easy which made my day. Thank god cause i was in no mood for an actual challenging exam. Hopefully i did well but im pretty sure that i did cause u know subtraction is soooo very hard and all. God damn this cold! i swear if i wasnt so lazy and if it wasnt completly impossible id go and have a good talking too with my damn lazy ass immune system. Comooonn guys not cool, i just got over a cold from grad week damnit!

    yeah what else did i want to talk about...hmmm.... Oh right, yet another really pointless realisation/thinking burst from my mind but regardless here goes. Its kind of a saddening thing when you realise how the whole close friends system works. I dub it a system for the sake of this writing. But its just how often a person who for you factors quite high on your lists of friends (aka a close friend) with whom you would be willing to tell pretty much everything to and how often when it comes to them you would rank somewhat lower on their list. Now granted there are those times when your highest ranking person has you ranking high but meh in my experience is a very random occurence and well rarley happens. then again this might just be me and the fact that people see me as untrustworthy but 10-1 im not the only person who sees this. of course everyone else will attest to my wrongness but meh im bored and its something to talk to. If only there was a nice friendship ranking system ala the sims, boy would life be much easier.

    Hey do u ever have one of those moments when you plan something out in your head to write down and it sounds great but when actually writing it, it comes out really really confusing and well crappy? Well i just had one of those moments in the last paragraph....yaarrghh?

    Grad ceremonys a coming up tomorrow, which is always an odd thing cause its like heeeyy congrats on graduating buuutt youve still got 3 more exams to finish so be sure not to fail so you dont graduate...but....huh? *cue brain anyurism from over thinking* good old school and their clearly logical thinking. Thumbs up guys!

    The terminals coming out soon, looks like a very funny movie. Same goes with something else...but yet again it has slipped my mind and well im not about to come back to this post and add it in so well yeah something looks good, cant wait till its out. yeah i need to find out when saved starts, and where its playing etc cause that is one movie that must be viewed, mostly because it looks funny that and i fear the death via jenn if i dont go see it with a jennish infusion. Wow thats 3 mentions of her in one post, normally that would be odd but considering no one else reads this i guess it can just be chocked up to me practicing my ass kissing skills. And hey if anyone else is reading this but not commenting WHO CARES??!!! cause what the hells the point if you dont comment? oh yes right im supposed to use my magical powers to see through the internet and view exactatly who is reading my site at all times. Lazy asses, comon how hard is it u just click on the nice little link at the bottom entitled Potshots at Yurko cause i think its more amusing that just comments and away you go. Now hop to it all of you or ill forget....? HHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

    Till Next Ramble

    The Amazing Boring Yurko



    Tuesday, June 15, 2004

    Yurkos song of the day: Hysteria - by Def Leppard

    "Childhood is short, but maturity is forever."

    Ugh, exam week commenses. Such big fun found throughout i must say, ah well at least the exams come always near the end of the week so as not to ruin mein weekend with some crappy ass monday/tuesday exam. On that note i give you my very first pre summer, not in school post of well ever. Yay! quickly does the short 2 months of freedom approach, albeit this years freedom will be followed by the giganticus workload affectionatly known as university. Ah well its something that must be done so i cant really complain, well i could but then i could do it from behind the cash register at some fast food joint for the next 40 years.

    Speaking of which got me the first part of the physics this thursday, which should be a big barrel of laughs, sigh.. did i mention im not a big fan of the exams? really? i didnt? hmm thought i had. After that though is part A of the finishing of highschool with the assured to be very long and extremly boring grad mass dealie; no fun there im predicting. This of course is to be followed by that oh so very fun 3 and a half hour snorefest that will surely be the walking of the stage. Dear god am i gonna have to wait for a veeerrryyy long time to get up there, what with my last name and all, i know for a fact im near the end of the very last row of 250ish graduating people so anyone who complains about having to wait for a long time on friday can stuff it. Methinks ill have to bring a gameboy or something so as to pass the time.

    Yesterday was the last offical day of my highschool education which i must say as days go this rated around...bleh. Why was it a bleh ranking day? Well in all honesty im not really in the mood to extrapolate to as why the day was rather on the crap side due to varying occurances/reasons. Yes so for once there will be no long winded ramble about why his day blew from yurko so be happy and rejoice. and no im probably not gonna talk about this one even if pestered...bleh

    Only thing i will mention is damn you neil mr "ooohh comon bring me a picture on monday, cause ill be there on monday, youd better bring one...blah blah blah" So i do and whos clearly lacking in a monday infused school experience? why pattie mc pat the fuckin queen of the scotts of course. You bastard all of those 3min wasted in finding that damn picture! I want my time back you...time stealing bastard!

    Side notage occuring... its good to see that Teletoon has started re-showing Neds Newt yet again. Damn good peice of quality television there, from waaayy back in the day of the stations inception. Fine canadian made show about this kid and his newt who become giant, able to talk etc via this fancy newt food. Sounds very crazy and well odd i am sure but its funny as all hell. Humour style very similar to Fairly odd parents now that i think about it. Might explain why i like that show so much as well. Meh its all good and yay for clearly remaining immature in your tv viewage! on that note, one of the beatles movies are on tonight, 7 o'clock i do believe on bravo so be sure to take a look cause suprisingly there actually really funny as actors. To go with the funny, theres also a new episode of Last comic standing tonight which i also reccomend. That one comic with the german shepard joke had better not dissapoint, im expecting big things from ya pal.

    Yeaaahhh well im clearly done, todays quote comes from the brilliance that was calvin and hobbes, makes more sense in the particular strips context but meh i like the quote so it shall remain.

    Till next ramble

    The Amazing Boring Yurko



    Thursday, June 10, 2004

    Yurkos song of the day: Dead Man's Rope- by Sting

    "Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense."

    Making yet another post. sorry about the rather large delay between this one and the last, very buisy week what with all the crappy exams, even crappier school and my brother taking a deathgrip on the computer being on it almost bloody 24-7 (Grrrr). So hey might as well make with the whole posting dealie-mc-crap

    Today wasnt all that bad, well when compared to the utter and complete boredom of yesterday anything seems better. 3 tests in one day is not a feat i would reccomend to anyone living upon this here earth and only a few of those who are dead. At least the physics field test was a joke, but dear god having to write two 70 question tests in half the time you normally get is not cool at all. NOT COOL!!! Bleh ah well spare was slightly amusing as it always seems to be, wholey crap 2 more days of high school; madness!!!!! Yeah as for the rest of the week, both essays turned out rather well i must say. Kinda rambled far to long on the social one but meh life must go on. Problem is with essays ya never know how your gonna do cause of the whole fact that its all subjective marking and such. Ah well, its out of my hands now.

    Extremly good song for today, one of my ultimate favourites now in any case but considering i share my taste in music with the wall (aka NO ONE) methinks that none of you will care. Probably one of my favourite futurama quotes today, pretty sure ive used it before but hell im running out and i like it so life will strive forwards.

    Striving.... still cant believe schools almost over, such madness inherent. Hmm, movies; good stuff them. An up and coming one that looks incredibly funny is that film "Saved" looks like its gonna be along the same lines as Dogma in terms of a movie, which is not in any way a bad thing. "I ran my van into jesus!" hehe, classic mirthmaking there. so yah chock that up to a movie i wanna take in, and if anyone else does let me know cause i dont feel like seeing any movie by myself; something about that seems odd/wrong. On this note, i still say that the upcoming Garfield movie looks amusing, although im sure much of that stems from the fact that its Bill Murray doing his voice and yes i know there hasnt been a good garfield comic in 15 years but meh im sure ill not see it, catch it on sunday afternoon tv; realise it is the smelly piece of turd that it probably will be and be thankful i saved 12 bucks. On that note, the spongebob movie should be really funny. Ive realised this due to the fact that in my inherent boredom of late have started to watch it yet again on TV; forgot how zany/good it is. Hopefully this translates well into a movie and since its gonna be summer fare how can you complain eh? Now personally im more of a fairly odd parents fan (yet another show that no one has seen, well sans Anthony) but i cant see them making a movie off of that, or a good one for that matter so ill just have to live with the other Nickelodeon brand silly in animated form. SILLY!

    On a total and complete (and absurd) side note did you know that shampoo has an expiery date? Hell if i did, was a rather startling revelation to come across when showering. I have to wonder though what the hell happens when shampoo "expires" cause its not like milk or anything that you can clearly tell when its gone death to small babies rancid. Would expired shampoo bleach your hair? cause it fall out? evolve into a sentient lifeform which seeps into your scalp taking over your brain and adding your thoughts to some sort of mass consciousness controlled by the head and shoulders company? Who knows? Well all that i know is that ill never find out cause the bottle was empty and clearly before may 2005. The mystery lives on....

    What else to talk about..hrmmm.. Scott brought in his schools grade 9 yearbook yesterday i think, regardless was rather amusing to see all these people i know as youngings which got me thinking and curious to see how everyone i know used to look. Wholey crap i DO NOT remember anyone looking that young back in junior high, its a kinda scary thought; damn brain shifting memories with age grrr... regardless, crap was i that young? and pudgy? sheesh way to stay on the ball there brain. ...BON JOVI BREAK!!... hehe sorry, current song im listening to, jeeze im all over the place today :P but yeah, its weird some people look nearly the exact same today as they did then but jeesus a hell of alot of people sure looked different. Mark for instance looked EXACTALY like boris from the bond movie goldeneye, man its scary how much he looked like him, scary. danusia looks the same regardless, what can you expect eh? Nah thats kinda mean so belay that. But hell while im being mean... wholey fuck erins picture waas Hi-Larious! setting my bias towards her aside, sweet jesus. she looked 45, bloated and slighty inebriated. Ooohhh man did i laugh, gave scott a good laugh today too when it was brought up at lunch....man that was extremly mean but hell you know my policy, ones its been typed i stand by it till death..kills me?..(hehe silly death, such a kidder)

    GAH! in case anyone hasnt already heard me bitch, I WANT TO BE IN DALLAS THIS WEEKEND!!!!! Grrrr. this being of course due to clapton having his Crossroads Guitar Festival being headlined by B.B. King, Santana and clapton himself among others. Dear god that would ahve been THE best concert known to man ever. I swear being able to see them all play together i could die a very very happy man. Of course this is just my opinion cause i know most of you probably wouldnt enjoy this concert but damn it would have been fucking awesome. And yes Jenn this would have completly superceded your toga party. Sigh theres always...never... :(

    On to the TV front, some better stuff coming out cause it would seem taht the networks have started there summer programing. This would be the only time that i can stand reality tv, two shows in particular (sometimes 3 if im bored/feeling stupid enough). Firstly theres the amazing race which is actually rather interseting, moreso for all the crazy places they go to and the tasks etc. Second is the amazing show Last Comic Standing. Great TV found there, although appearantly the network tampered with the verdicts made by the judges which might mean that the best comics dont necisarrily move on but hell it already gave me THE BEST joke ive ever heard in the last few years so its tops in my book already (and if you havent heard it ask me about the German Shepard joke...ROFL!!!..hehe greatness). Lastly is the latest rendition of the total crapfest Big Brother, such a baaaddd show but its still entertaining enough in its stupidity to watch if nothings on. SO yah mock if you want i dont care cause im lazy. Oh also that show the Collector is pretty good thus far, kinda low budget what with it being canadian made tv and all but meh its yet again something to watch.

    DAMN YOU mess.be!!! I want my Mario brothers emoticon pack damnit!!!...errr yeah sorry bout that, kinda pissed and all.... DAMN YOU mess.be!! finally downloaded them and there so fucking small i cant even see them!!! GAH! why must you tempt me so!!! yaarrgh. Mefinks i should sum this ramble up cause its became rather long and incredibly stupid plus the communes bean harvest is calling...yay unknown inside jokes that probably all those inside will not find amusing but hey im usually lame regardless so live with it!

    Till Next Ramble (and boy was this a ramble)

    The Amazing, Boring Yurko



    Saturday, June 05, 2004

    Yurkos song of the day: I Just Died in your arms tonight- by Duran Duran

    "This is Fry's decision. And he made it wrong, so it's time for us to interfere in his life."


    Very bored so meh might as well throw off another post. Gonna be rather short cause i dont have anything to really talk about but hey here we shalt go.

    Sigghh not looking forward to this up and coming week, gonna go down as probably one of the shittiest in yurkos school career. A test 4 of the 5 days, two of them essay extravaganzas in the variant that is provincial. Boourrnns! That and toss in two inclass finals and youve got a really fun time there folks. Hopefully they all go well though, and on a slighty okish note thanks to my social exam being on thursday meaning that now i cant do my guitar exam, slighty relieved at this seeing as how it effectivly took the decision out of my hands as to whether or not take the exam. Probably gonna do it sometime in the summer now which would work out good or be really bad but hey we shall see.

    Tonights game 6 of the flames run at the cup, kinda hope that they win tonight for a few reasons. Firstly that well it will prove my prediction correcterino, second they will win the cup; a kinda obvious plus there but lastly this will mean that the god damn playoffs will finally be over. Not that i dont like hockey, in fact its probably one of the few sports i can stand to watch upon tv but something about hockey in june just doesnt sit right with me. Can you say dragging something out far longer than it should be? I know i can and now that i think about it i just did. So yes yay for the season finally being over although theres nothing wrong with the flames finishing it with a big happy win.

    Latley ive realised a rather large flaw within the personality of yours truly. This being the fact that as of late ive noticed that when im in conversations with any of my friends etc i tend to not know when a joke should be put out to pasture and shot in the head etc. Esenetially when to kill a joke. For some unknown reason i seem to take something that was rather funny at the onset and for the first little while and yet time after time for a good stretch keep brining it up to which im gladly given the whole semi-condescneding smirk and the whole lack of intrest facial expressions indicating "ok it was kind amusing the last 30 times you said it now shut up!!!" Honestly i have no idea where the hell im going with this but the point is i need to learn when to kill a joke. Meh i think i also need to learn when to kill a rambling, mostly pointless paragraph so lets give it a try.

    Hey that seemed to work out just.......DAMN!!!!!!


    Hmmm yeah like i said a rather short post.. Oh right, got the new Sting cd which is actaully rather good. Not as good as his stuff with the police but meh its a good listen esp when doing boring as hell social economics questions. One thing thats really bad about it is the bloody cover picture. Dear god man! did you have to go and tell the photographer "ok now i want a picture that can make me look as creepy as possible because that will clearly boost sales" See this wouldnt bee so bad if its the way he normally looks but in actual fact the guy looks well normal. Instead they put this spawn of satan floating head picture on the cover just to scar off potential buyers. Meh just so long as the cd remains within a player and the case is buried in a lead box at the bottom of the ocean ill be alright. Also Kudos Mr. Roper (see here i go again with the corney jokes that probably arent funny for anyone else anymore) on getting that first comment status back, im sure if i wasnt so lazy i would award a prize or something but one prize per post would also get rather expensive. So yah im basically done now what with the lack of stuff to say and the fact that ive gotten bored of making this post so

    Till Next Ramble

    The Amazing, Boring Yurko



    Wednesday, June 02, 2004

    Yurkos song of the day: Stolen Car - by Sting

    "Dirt doesn't need luck!"

    Damn straight, stupid dirt...yeaah sorry its just another random/pointless quote from the professor upon that show that was once called futurama but is now referred to as cancelled (damn bastards). So hey here i go with yet another post, rather quickly after the last one which was a very very long one i realised. And also i realised that the only people who would read all of that and comment upon it thusly were at grad and sooo making the point of typing up my thoughts on it kinda well moot. Regardless it was typed and such will it remain. Oh to heck with victor and all, i know he was complaining about the white on black colour scheme but damnit i hated that last one and i think that this one looks pretty damn slick. The slightly larger typeface will remain however cause ive gotten more complaints about that from the more regular readers which is why it will stay unlike the one about the colour which came from someone who never reads this regularly anyways.

    Moving right along, foot loose and fanncy free!!....... *cough* Time to converse about today!! Firstly a oppertunity for huge rejoicing!! the locker door finally succumbed to the will that is gravity and fell off!!! whoooo! and it happened just as expected, right when i took off the lock it just kinda fell not on my face but kinda close. Made for a really good laugh, soo yeah that made me rather amused all afternoon and now hey if anyone wants some social textbooks or english readers just be sure to open up my locker and take em, cause even though the locks holding the door on its not closed in the the slightest :P actually yeah thats basically it for todays talking about it ness, hehe still cant believe how well that picture turned out; gotta give scott some kudos and yurko does request a copy of that btw jenn. Yearrrgghhh....

    Last night turned out to be not all that bad in retrospect. Well yeah of course the actual concert/playing/boredom was well crappy as always but the stuff inbetween was pretty fun. Mostly the mad twister action (grrr i must admit defeat jenn, although Next time let it be known that ass shoves are CLEARLY! illegal procedure!). also i must say that those root beer floats at A&W are incredibly dissapointing. what makes it bad is that they would ahve been really good but no the cheap bastards have to put so damn little ice cream that it doesnt foam up properly. Siighhh and i was looking forward to it so much as well. Meh life must go on, no matter how hard it must be. Hehe yeah good times, but i also realised that locking people out of doors that are also made of glass so they can see you walk away and also herd other people away from the door so as not to open it is actually rather fun (contrary to popular belief) :P

    Hmm what else... Oh! yeah that Ike:Countdown to D-Day movie that was on monday was fuckin great. Not the best war movie ever no but it was incredibly good for a made for tv film. Granted tom selleck doesnt really look like eisenhower but he sure acted like him and well thats usually the best you can get so im happy. Made for really good tv so tis all good. Also methinks i might ahve found a replacement for angel on wednesday nights tv, some show called the collector or something. Sounds pretty good within the previews but ill have to let you know if it turns out to be actually any good; damn awards forcing me to tape it grrrr. Also lastly, NBC renewed scrubs which is great news!! although im not sure if it will be any good cause the season finale kinda shook up the show so much that it wont really be like it used to. Ergo i will still watch it hoping for the best.

    Till Next Ramble

    The Amazing, Boring Yurko




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